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DUDLEY'S DUNGEON
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Wednesday, 1 September, 2010                              by Slandor
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|                    | |Hello Dudley! Welcome| |A shiver runs up and|
|     The Monster    | |to nethack!         | |down your spine.    |
|    at the End of   | |                    | |   5     5    5     |
|     This Strip     | |                    | |      5  5          |
|                    | |      ---+---       | |      ---+---       |
|      STARRING      | |      |.@...|       | |    5 |.<...|  5    |
|      lovable,      | |      |...].|       | | 5    |...@.|       |
|    bumbling old    | |      ......|       | |  5   ......| 5     |
|       DUDLEY       | |      -------       | |      -------       |
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|       Hello,       | | What did that say? | | It did??? Oh, I am |
|   everybodeeeee!   | |    In the first    | |    so scared of    |
|                    | |  panel, did that   | |   monsters!!!!!!   |
|                    | | say there would be | |                    |
|                    | |  a monster at the  | |                    |
|                    | |    end of this     | |                    |
|                    | |       strip?       | |                    |
|                    | |                    | |                    |
|                    | |                    | |                    |
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|You walk very       | |g - 3 daggers.      | | ---|--             |
|quietly.            | |                    | |    #               |
|               ---+ | |               ---+ | |    #######         |
| --|---        |... | | --|---        |... | |         #          |
| |....|        |... | | |....|        |... | |     ----.---       |
| |.)..@########.... | | |.@...########.... | |     |...@..|       |
| |....|        ---- | | |....|        ---- | |     |..>...+       |
| |....|             | | |....|             | |     |......|       |
| ---+--             | | ---+--             | |     --------       |
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|  Shhhh. I have an  | |  And that is good, | |    You explored    |
|  idea. If you do   | | because there is a | |   another room!    |
|  not explore any   | | monster at the end | |  Maybe you do not  |
|   more rooms, we   | | of this strip. So  | |    understand.     |
| will never get to  | |   please do not    | |  Exploring rooms   |
|  the end of this   | |  explore any more  | |  will bring us to  |
|      strip.        | |       rooms.       | |  the end of this   |
|                    | |                    | |      strip...      |
|                    | |                    | |                    |
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|                    | |-------- ------     | |The boulder fills a |
|                    | ||<|>.@.---....|     | |pit.                |
|    ----+---        | ||^|-.00....0..|     | ||<|>...---....|     |
|    |......|        | ||^||..00|.0.0.|     | ||.|-.......0..|     |
|    |..<...|        | ||^||....|.....|     | ||@||....|..0..|     |
|    |...@..|        | ||^|------0----|     | ||.||....|.....|     |
|    -......|        | ||^|    |......|     | ||.|------.----|     |
|    |.{....|        | ||^------......|     | ||.|    |......|     |
|    --------        | ||..^^^^0000...|     | ||.------......|     |
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|  ...and there is a | |  Look! I have dug  | |   Do you have any  |
| MONSTER at the end | | pits in the floor. | | idea what you are  |
|   of this strip!   | |  Now you will not  | |    DOING to me?    |
|                    | | be able to explore | |                    |
|                    | |   another room.    | |                    |
|                    | |                    | |                    |
|                    | |                    | |                    |
|                    | |                    | |                    |
|                    | |                    | |                    |
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|-.-.|   |.........| | |As you kick the door,| |.....|         |.|  |
||...|   |....<....| | |it crashes open!    | |------   ------|@|  |
|...-|   |.........| | |...-|   |.........| | |....|  --|.....|.|  |
|.|..|   |.........| | |.|..|   |.........| | |....|  |.+.....|.|  |
|.--.|   |.........| | |.--.|   |.........| | |...--  |-|.....|.|  |
|..|.--  |.........| | |..|.--  |.........| | |----   |.+...5.+.|  |
|.....------------+| | |.....------------.| | |.|     |-|.....|--  |
|.-...............@| | |.-...............@| | |.|     |.+.....|    |
|...---------------- | |...---------------- | |--     --|.....|    |
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|    There! I have   | |  Do you know that  | |  The next room is  |
|  locked this door  | |    you are very    | |   the end of the   |
| so you will not be | |      strong?       | |  strip, and there  |
|  able to open it,  | |                    | |  is a MONSTER at   |
|  and we will not   | |                    | |   the end of the   |
| get any closer to  | |                    | |  strip. So PLEASE  |
| the MONSTER at the | |                    | |  do not open that  |
|    end of this     | |                    | |       door.        |
|       strip.       | |                    | |                    |
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|.....|         |.|  | |The newt bites!     | |    ------------    |
|------   ------|.|  | |You die...          | |   /   R.I.P.   \   |
|....|  --|.....|.|  | |....|  --|.....|.|  | |  /              \  |
|....|  |.+.....|.|  | |....|  |.+.....|.|  | | /     Dudley     \ |
|...--  |-|.....|.|  | |...--  |-|.....|.|  | | | killed by the  | |
|----   |.+...5.+@|  | |----   |.+...: -.|  | | | monster at the | |
|.|     |-|.....|--  | |.|     |-|.....|--  | | |end of the strip| |
|.|     |.+.....|    | |.|     |.+.....|    | | |    *  *  *     | |
|--     --|.....|    | |--     --|.....|    | | /\\_/(\/(/\)\//\/| |
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|       PLEASE       | | Well look at that! | |   And you were so  |
|      PLEASE        | |  It is the end of  | |      scared!       |
|       PLEASE       | | the strip, and the | |                    |
|                    | |  only one here is  | |                    |
|                    | |  ME. I, lovable,   | |                    |
|                    | | slippery old newt, | |                    |
|                    | | am the monster at  | |                    |
|                    | |  the end of this   | |                    |
|                    | |       strip.       | |                    |
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