Dudley's dungeon

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Monday, 12 April, 2010 by ctaboir
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   /  REST IN   \   
  /    PEACE     \  
 /                \ 
 |     Dudley     | 
 |   killed by a  | 
 |      newt(kinds of) small animal, like a lizard, which spends most of
its time in the water.
        [ Oxford's Student's Dictionary of Current English ]

"Fillet of a fenny snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Eye of newt and toe of frog,
Wool of bat and tongue of dog,
Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,
Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,
For a charm of powerful trouble,
Like a hell-broth boil and bubble."
        [ Macbeth, by William Shakespeare ]

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Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details.      | 
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@ "That's enough. Move away from this stupid game and try another one".
d "Say, Angband?"
@"Well, why not?"
 
Velkommen Dudley,   
welcome to nethack! 
You are a lawful    
dwarven ValkyrieThe Valkyries were the thirteen choosers of the slain, the
beautiful warrior-maids of Odin who rode through the air and
over the sea.  They watched the progress of the battle and
selected the heroes who were to fall fighting.  After they
were dead, the maidens rewarded the heroes by kissing them
and then led their souls to Valhalla, where the warriors
lived happily in an ideal existence, drinking and eating
without restraint and fighting over again the battles in
which they died and in which they had won their deathless
fame.
        [ The Encyclopaedia of Myths and Legends of All
                Nations, by Herbert Robinson and Knox
                Wilson ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details.!   
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@ "What the..."
 
A incubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. appears!  
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@ "No! Not nethack again and these ridiculous death[Pestilence:] And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals,
and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, one of the four
beasts saying, Come and see. And I saw, and behold a white
horse: and he that sat on him had a bow; and a crown was given
unto him: and he went forth conquering, and to conquer.

[War:] And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the
second beast say, Come and see. And there went out another
horse that was red: and power was given to him that sat thereon
to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one
another: and there was given unto him a great sword.

[Famine:] And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the
third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black
horse; and he that sat on him had a pair of balances in his
hand. And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say,
A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley
for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

[Death:] And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the
voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see. And I looked, and
behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Death,
and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over
the fourth part of the earth, to kill with sword, and with
hunger, and with death, and with the beasts of the earth.
[ Revelations of John, 6:1-8 ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details."
d "I should also probably move away myself, but from you, Dudley"
 
The incubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. helps   
you to undress.     
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@ "No!" 
The incubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. helps   
you to undress.     
The incubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. helps   
you to undress.     
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@ "No!!!" 
The incubusThe incubus and succubus are male and female versions of the
same demon, one who lies with a human for its own purposes,
usually to the detriment of the mortals who are unwise in
their dealings with them.

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed.  See license for details. helps   
you to undress.     
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@ "No! I said I'm moving to Angband! Not Gang Band!"
http://sadowl.com/dudley/
Rather stick to nethack.

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ctaboir April 12, 2010 04:01
First comment: 24 July, 2009 88 comments written
Footnote could have be "do not forget to double spell check while making a wish"
Antheridium April 12, 2010 12:45
First comment: 12 January, 2009 104 comments written
I love puns like this.
Quint Sakugarne April 12, 2010 14:49
First comment: 13 January, 2009 139 comments written
Nethack = wetback?
Quint Sakugarne April 12, 2010 15:01
First comment: 13 January, 2009 139 comments written
Crap, I can't believe I confused the terms "wetback" and "bareback". Wow, that was bad, substituting a racial slur for a sexual term...I'm sinking to new lows, ain't I? Go me not knowing my slang.
Kiwi13cubed April 12, 2010 16:07
First comment: 20 March, 2010 27 comments written
Hm. Another comic. That means mineMade by Dwarfs. The Rule here is that the Mine is either long
deserted or at most is inhabited by a few survivors who will
make confused claims to have been driven out/decimated by humans/
other Dwarfs/Minions of the Dark Lord. Inhabited or not, this
Mine will be very complex, with many levels of galleries,
beautifully carved and engineered. What was being mined here
is not always evident, but at least some of the time it will
appear to have been Jewels, since it is customary to find
unwanted emeralds, etc., still embedded in the rock of the
walls. Metal will also be present, but only when made up into
armor and weapons (_wondrous_).
[ The Tough Guide to Fantasyland, by Diana Wynne Jones ]

Copyright (c) 1994, 1995, 1996 by the NetHack Development Team
Copyright (c) 1994 by Boudewijn Wayers
NetHack may be freely redistributed. See license for details. might be published soon... I'm a bit worried about how the 'critics' will take it... I guess it doesn't really matter though. That's their problem.
Quint Sakugarne April 13, 2010 21:32
First comment: 13 January, 2009 139 comments written
Bad comic > no comic.
Kiwi13cubed April 15, 2010 18:53
First comment: 20 March, 2010 27 comments written
That is quite true.
Loof April 16, 2010 10:08
First comment: 13 January, 2009 13 comments written
DD rule 34?
Toby Bartels April 16, 2010 17:47
First comment: 13 January, 2009 51 comments written
Every time there is no new comic, that's an automatic infinity-0-0-0-0 rating.
Lanteran April 18, 2010 10:19
First comment: 19 March, 2010 7 comments written
Would be fair but since it's new/original, rating G.
Lanteran April 18, 2010 10:21
First comment: 19 March, 2010 7 comments written
Also the text format is horrible on my computer, some of it is behind another panel and I can barley read the darn thing.

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